1 October 1999 London. Australia has decided to send a force of 50,000 (Australian) troops and several thousand armoured vehicles to the Banana republic in order
to step up it's international domin... peacekeeping efforts. After the sucessful peacekeeping mission in Timor, Prime Minister John Howard stated "ni ni ni - tax reform", closely followed by "ni ni ni - Austwalia will send more twoops to stop the bananas. More twoops.". This is the first stage in a move to secure the Banana republic from the evil that inhabitis it, as it's name suggests. "Austwalia will help destwoy the bananas cause they are bad - ni ni ni" finished Howard, then moving on to claim he "was not working for advanced hair studio's, and no, he was not interested in purchasing and donuts, camels, or caster sugar.".
Australian Foreign minister Alexander Downer commented "No, Australia is not playing deputy to the Anti-Banana Society", despite the fact the question put to him was where he got his shoes shined. I must admit, those were some very shiney shoes. The only other time i've seen really shiny shoes was when some guy from the army came to talk to us about stuff. He had some might shiney shoes. Mind you, he also avoided the question as to where they were shined.
Australia also pointed out that there were a total of 50,050 troops going over, and that Australia was not sending the entire contingent. Troops from Canada, Sweeden, Malaysia, Antartica, Ghana, Afghanastan, and Chile were also going.
Opposition leader of the Australian government, Kim Beazley said "This is ludacrist - Jonny boy should be concentrating on our efforts to overthrow the Western Australian governemnt, not to kill all the Banana's". The ABS disagree's and notes the Australian governments credentials are somewhat... minimal, though their hearts are in the right place.
