You start walking down the stairs of your multi-billion dollar mansion when you hear some movement outside your windows.  Some rubbish cans clatter, dogs bark, and all the other stuff on the X-Files happens.  You freeze for a minute and open your eyes wider for no reason.  Then your window shatters. Enter: giant banana.

"BANANA BANANA" says the banana.  You wonder if this fool has been watching too much Pokemon but you don't stay around long enough to find out.  Straight back up the stairs, out the window and down the conveniently placed and super reinforced drain pipe to safety below.

Do you:

Run for help
Go to the nearest Hotel and try to sleep it off
Go next door and ask if you can watch the rest of Star Trek
Summon a Greater Demon of Korn.