The Anti Banana Purity Test
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Have you ever seen a banana?
... And then bought it?
... Just so you could sacrafise it to the Dark Lord Oobn?
... But ended up declaring war on it because it attempted to assasinate you?
... And then the leader of your country?
Have you ever killed a man?
... a banana?
... a man eating a banana?
Have you burnt a banana?
... 10 bananas?
... an entire South Pacific Tropical island?
... and then staged a military coup to get rid of all the other banana's in the region?
... only to find that you were actually in Canada by mistake?
Do you know what ABS stand for?
Have you met a member of the ABS
Are you a member of the ABS?
Do you even know what this test is for?
Have you ever had a debate with a banana?
... but left because it's yellowness was getting to you?
... then made several bomb threats to the building?
Have you ever slipped on a banana peel?
... and hurt yourself?
... broken a bone?
... been killed?
... swarn revenge on the evil ones?
Have you ever been influenced by bananas to eat other fruit, slowly exterminating them?
... but recovered to eat the bananas instead?
... and than launch an air raid on New Zealand?
... only to be stoped by Australia?
... and threatened with sanctions by the UN and USA?
... but moved to Iraq instead?
... and found there were no bananas in Iraq so you decided your evangelism would be wasted if you stayed there?
Have you ever converted anyone into a banana hater?
... and they convert more people?
... and created your own country?
... and created your own continent?
... and written a purity test?
Have you ever written a song about bananas?
... and had it published?
... and it got to #1 on international charts?
... but was never heard of again due to conspiring bananas?
Have you ever quoted Sailor Moon while attacking bananas?
... and all of a sudden transformed into her?
... even though you're a male?
... and managed to destroy all the bananas in the area?
... with a "death ray"?
Have you ever creating a banana hating website?
... a banana hating cult?
... a banana hating poem/story/movie
Have you ever been to the anti banana society homepage?
(c) 2000 United Nations
