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NATO bombs the Anti Banana Society.

 

Perth, Australia: Reuters. Today, the Anti-Banana Society was bombed in what has been called NATO's 9th big mistake. An American Stealth Bomber veered 18 countries and 2 oceans off course, and launched 8 laser guided missiles at the metal shack in my backyard, where the Anti Banana Society's Headquarters is situated. NATO was quick to respond with "Err...". More news as it comes.



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