Banana Jokes

So, you're on the bus home one night from a hard day saving the world from the evil ones and suddenly - you spot someone eating a banana. Obviously if you go up to them and start trying to enlighten them they're going to ignore you or start causing trouble. If this happens why not lighten the situation up with some good jokes - win them over to the side of light. We've listed some of our favourite below for you to enjoy.

Q: Knock knock
A: Who's there?
Q: Banana
A: Banana? Please go away now.

Q: Why did the banana cross the road?
A: To attempt to conquer the other side.

Q: How many bananas does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they just try to conquer it instead.

Q: What do bananas, Hitler, and Napoleon have in common?
A: Everything.

Q: There were 3 people on a raft in the middle of the ocean: An American, an Irishman and a banana. The banana killed them both.

Q: What do you get if you cross a banana with a poor young female peasant?
A: A dead peasant and a banana intend of world domination like the rest of the evil bastards.

Q: Why are there so many banana adverts on TV?
A: To be honest I haven't seen a single banana advert.

Q: What did the banana say to the orange?
A: Die you orange bastard.

Q: How do you spell banana?
A: E, V, I, L.

Q: What do you get when you cross a banana with Jane Fonda?
A: I don't know, nor would I want to

Q: What do you get when you cross a banana with the Indian army?
A: Banana split

Q: Wise man say: Banana today, Smoothie tomorrow.

Q: What's the different between a banana and a bucket of s**t?
A: World domination attempts.

Q: How did the Iceland repel the bananas attack?
A: By freezing them

Q: Why did the Anti Banana Society employ Dr. Julius Erving?
A: He was cheaper than a the guy on CNN that say "This... is CNN"

Q: Do banana's drink coke or pepsi?
A: Neither, they drink blood because they're evil.

Q: What was the last letter added to the English alphabet?
A: Banana

Q: If you were in the middle of Saudi Arabia and you saw a banana what should you do?
A: Run to the nearest military stronghold because you can bet that a banana in the desert in Saudi Arabia is up to no good.