The Anti-Banana President. Greetings, Just before I start, I'd like to say thank you for supporting the ABS. You can be sure that, as a government agency, we're very under funded. Now, first things first. Bananas are bad, kill 'em.

Spock. Hi Jim. Here on Vulcan, we don't have any bananas. That could be because they were wiped out by a solar flare, but we have made no attempt to get them back. Banana's are illogical, and must be destroyed

Guy from the old show Monkey Magic the ABC used to have on from the 1940's where he'd jump backwards onto a cloud he summoned by waving his hand infront of his mouth. Me no speeky English

Jar Jar Mmmmmm - banananananans! HAHA! BANANANANANS! I... *bang*

Some people just after watching The Phantom Menace Must... kill... JAR JAR... with... double sided... light saber.... IACK!

Australian politics' guy Bananas are bad - we're going to screen them off the Internet. No please excuse me, I have some... errr... work to research on the Internet. Yeah, work... errr....

Canadian politics' guy Bah, no need to ban bananas. Now, on.. hey... why are there all these Australian Immigrants suddenly wanting to move here?

iToaster maker Bugger off

Steve Jobs Nah, we don't need bananas anymore. They're pointless, the waste time, and they're evil. Surely only good can be done by getting rid of them...

Duy Where's my spider?

NATO spokes person Bombing the bananas is for the good of the community. We must stop them before they do bad stuff

Shampoo AIYA! Shampoo like Ranma, no like banana

Bill Gates Bananas? Yes, I'm not worried about Linux in the slightest...

Rei Ayanami

Guy that hosts the ABS Stop wasting bandwidth you idiot

Jimoen $7.50 - not a mark on it - bargain

Web master I'll stop this now, as it's no longer amusing