Through out the history of humanity, man kind has sought to have clean, cold milk. For years, Russia has been unable to provide this milk to surrounding submarines and countries. But this problem haunts the Soviet and Baltic states no longer. Never again shall beet merchants in southern Lithuania thirst for a cup of coffee and find, to his dismay, that that is impossible. Never again shall the resistance attempt to take over the Kremlin and fail. This is the age of Aquarius - and CLEAN, FREE MILK FOR ALL!

But for such a thing to occur banana hunters are needed. We can't just say "We don't want any more criminals" and not have the police, military, or PETA around to enforce that. The same applies to bananas. As much as we people don't like it, Banana hunters are necessary, and will soon become a way of life.

Banana Hunters have been given special authority by the United Nations. This power includes; but is not limited to:

i) Arrest any banana, or suspected banana.

ii) Arrest any person thought to be aiding a banana.

iii) Search any person wearing an "I love bananas" sock (persons wearing 2 of these socks are not included).

iv) Graze sheep in fields where there isluscious green grass and a big water supply. If the land is flat it's to be used for dairy.

v) Travel through red traffic lights, orange traffic lights, green traffic lights and, in the case that they should exist, florescent black with purple striped traffic light, if they do not wish to line up at the drinking fountain. Except maybe if they have a coke already, or a Pepsi, so long as it's not diet. If it is diet, then they don't have to do whatever i just wrote. Maybe.

vi) Do other stuff that police can do

vii) Do stuff like the military can do - like fly those planes that are revealed when it rains.