Brussels, Belgiumland.

In a recent international court judgement the Anti Banana Society was found guilty of employing tactics to try and rid the world of bananas which would cripple the world wide banana industry.

"Well, that is what we do" an anti banana society spokesman was quoted as saying.

It is unclear what impact the verdict will have on the anti banana society, especially since the society doesn't actually exist.

"We've fought a long and hard battle to get this result" said a lawyer for the banana producers. The banana producers themselves do not speak english and so were unable to comment. It is unknown how the banana producers managed to find the Anti Banana Society in the first place, since the country they are from doesn't actually have running water. "It has cost us millions of dollars and taken years, but the lefty, pinko bastards will finally pay".

It should be noted that the anti banana society didn't actually have a defence lawyer, and infact didn't know the trial was even on.

The leader of the Anti Banana Society was alleged to have said "whatever" upon hearing the news.

"I am going to fight this. I don't know much about the law, but I bought this movie from hotteensex.com and I think I know how it works. It was about these space aliens and how they, like, destroy the earth and the world and stuff, and I can say that the bananas will do this. Man this will be so damn easy."

Yes, damn easy indeed. Kudos to you, anti banana guy. Kudos to you.