Greetings friends and Romans, I would like to take this opportunity to introduce to you all "Geoff". Geoff is a Special person. Geoff has been awarded the newly created Antibanana Society Award for Excellence in the field of Banana Hunting. Geoff here has found many interesting ways of killing bananas. For various unmentionable reasons stated by the equal rights tribunal we can not reveal these to you.

Geoff lives in the Southern parts of the United States. Geoff's hobbies include spiting, yodeling like a Scotsman, running up and down mountains for the cool gravity effect and smiling. Geoff is also a dedicated banana hater - a dedication that will not go unrewarded. The Pope John II has declared today "I declare geoff to be the patron saint of Banana Hunting and Women. His constant attraction and perseverance to both have inspired many others".

Geoff - we salute you.