Anti Banana Now


The Anti-Banana Society F.A.Q.

Greetings from your friends and comrades at the Anti-Banana Society and it various allies. As the society grows bigger, people grow curious and ask many questions, most of which are similar. Thus this FAQ page was born as a reference to all the commonly asked questions.

Q1 What is the Anti Banana Society (ABS)?
A1 I'm not quite sure.

Q2 What does ABS stand for?
A2 .....Annual Bidding for Streetnames.

Q3 What is the ABS's annual gross income?
A3 Lots of monies.

Q4 Are you on drugs?
A4 No

Q5 Please don't lie...
A5 No drugs.

Q6 OK. But if you were going to take drugs, what would it be?
A6 Perhaps something that wasn't banana based.

Q7 Well I can't imagine any person in their right mind forming an Anti Banana Society
A7 That's because you are a simple minded peasant.

Q8. I can't seem to find any way to join the organisation. Is there a reason for that?
A8. Errr...

Q9. How many members does the Anti Banana Society have?
A9. Probably lots.


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