Fan Mail Sent to the ABS
People often wonder how much of the world's population are supporters of the ABS. I regret to say NASA is still calculating the number, and due to limitations in today's computing power the results are still some time away. Until then I present to you some of the fan mail received to prove how big we are.
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To: antibanana@oobn.org
From: webmaster@oobn.org
Subject: Site removal
Dear Peasant.
It has come to our attention that your site breaches our content policy.
Please remove it within 30 days or we will exercise our right to forcibly
remove this site.
Web master.
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To: webmaster@antibanana.8m.com
From: DaNnY69@aol.com
Subject: CoOlZ
WikDZ!!!!!! dIE BaNaaNaannanazA!~!!
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To: webmaster@antibanana.8m.com
From: sally@sexcity.com
Subject: I want you baby
Hey cuty pie. Come to www.sexcity.com and sign up so you can talk
dirty to me.
All major credit cards accepted.
I'm waiting..
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To: antibanana@oobn.org
From: undisclosed
Subject:
Hi, great site. You have opened my eyes to what is really going on.
How did you ever find out about all of this? I must say your site
is very well designed, I enjoyed it greatly. Thank you.
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To: antibanana@oobn.org
From:undisclosed
You idiot!!! What are you doing!!!!!! Are you insane, what sort of twit
would make something as stupid as this???!!!? Get a life!!!
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To: antibanana@oobn.org
From: undisclosed
Hey why are bananas bad?
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To: antibanana@antibanana.8m.com
From: bgates@microsoft.com
Greetings. I have decided to buy you for amusement. This
e-mail is also now my property, so please return it yesterday or you will
end up in court.
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To: bengino@lurgi.com.br
From: Brazil_boi@yahoomail.com
Grazia
Cao's en decendro?
lol
Adios
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