Anti Banana Now


Fan Mail Sent to the ABS

People often wonder how much of the world's population are supporters of the ABS.  I regret to say NASA is still calculating the number, and due to limitations in today's computing power the results are still some time away.  Until then I present to you some of the fan mail received to prove how big we are.

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To: antibanana@oobn.org
From: webmaster@oobn.org
Subject: Site removal

Dear Peasant.
It has come to our attention that your site breaches our content policy.  Please remove it within 30 days or we will exercise our right to forcibly remove this site.

Web master.
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To: webmaster@antibanana.8m.com
From: DaNnY69@aol.com
Subject: CoOlZ

WikDZ!!!!!!  dIE BaNaaNaannanazA!~!!
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To: webmaster@antibanana.8m.com
From: sally@sexcity.com
Subject: I want you baby

Hey cuty pie.  Come to www.sexcity.com and sign up so you can talk dirty to me.
All major credit cards accepted.
I'm waiting..
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To: antibanana@oobn.org
From: undisclosed
Subject:

Hi, great site. You have opened my eyes to what is really going on.  How did you ever find out about all of this?  I must say your site is very well designed, I enjoyed it greatly.  Thank you.
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To: antibanana@oobn.org
From:undisclosed

You idiot!!! What are you doing!!!!!! Are you insane, what sort of twit would make something as stupid as this???!!!?   Get a life!!!
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To: antibanana@oobn.org
From: undisclosed

Hey why are bananas bad?
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To: antibanana@antibanana.8m.com
From: bgates@microsoft.com

Greetings.  I have decided to buy you for amusement.  This e-mail is also now my property, so please return it yesterday or you will end up in court.
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To: bengino@lurgi.com.br
From: Brazil_boi@yahoomail.com

Grazia
Cao's en decendro?
lol
Adios
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