We all realise school is a waste of time. Everyone should be out hunting bananas and the like, not writing essays. So, the ABS employed some smart guy to write an essay for us so you can all print it out and hand it in without having to write your own one. Just copy and paste it, and you're in business. Good day to you all.

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Banana's suck. They're like Joan of Arc except we haven't burnt them yet, but they're bad and Joan of Arc was half good except for she heard voices in her head, and I think banana's do that too because. Hey you know what, we should burn banana's like England's burnt Joan of Arc, because Joan of Arc killed lots of people and stuff with her army that was really the kings but he didn't want Paris so he said "screw you Joan of Arc" but then 300 years later she became a saint or something like that because she did good and was a religious girl.

Banana's are not religious. One day I was working at a place that makes milk from cows and we put all our milk into 1 big steel thing you know, because that makes it easier if someone want to sabotage it like the Nazi's did. They sabotaged stuff but Germany is good now except it's not really called Germany it's called Duetche land but Englands is stupid and doesn't call it that but Japan does so I don't know what hey. But the Nazi's didn't like banana's either infact noone likes banana's except maybe the Isrealies because they like to bomb them and they like to bomb everyone excpet Pakistan because Pakistan is the only country they can beat at cricket.

So i was at this milk place right, and we plastered it to kill all the germs from the cows, and the machine exploded. We though it was banana's and we were right. Because of them we had no milk that day or lots of other days because we needed a new big steel thing to keep it in and they're expensive so we didn't get one and the insurance company said "look at out website" but their website had 404 not found, i think because it was slashdotted but i don't know, and then windows crashed and we went "BANANAS!".

In summing up, banana's are bad and they destroyed our milk and they should be burnt like Joan of Arc.