1. Their name has to many na's in it

2. People pretend bananas are guns

3. Bananas don't look like a gun

4. Bananas are crap guns

5. Then they get eaten in less than 30 seconds after being shipped half way round the world

6. If there were more of them there wouldn't be world hunger

7. They cost too much, especially at the deli that I work at

8. I work at a deli

9. Bananas are sold at the deli

10. Bananas have skins

11. The deli doesn't have a skin

12. Bananas are yellow

13. Monkeys, cats and dogs aren't yellow

14.

15. This page hasn't got a background

16. For the price of 6854168468468468 bananas you could get a pet dolphin (possibly).

17. Dolphins aren't yellow

18. Dolphins aren't even remotely related to bananas being crap

19. Unless you fed a banana to the dolphin

20. But the dolphin wouldn't eat the banana anyway because it's crap for 50 reasons

21. Politisions like them

22. I misspell politician's

23. Monkeys eat them

24. Monkeys can't use guns unless trained by scientists

25. I own science

25. Bananas can't fly around a table with it's arms outstretched imitating a plane

26. Banana's can't speak pig latin

27. Bananas can't be coloured in by crayons

28. I missed number 14

29. Number 28 had nothing to do with bananas

30. Neither did number 29

31. Banana's are conspiracists waiting for the right moment

32. The Secret service and MI6 know about the bananas

33. There aren't enough banana hunters in the world today

34. Banana Hunters require a large amount of taxpayer funds to train.

35. Bananas have some connections with the French resistance.

36. Metallica haven't written a song about bananas

37. Bananas can't write songs

38. Bananas can't answer telephones

39. Bananas get squished easily

40. Bananas can't play Playstations

41. This font colour is not pink

42. Bananas don't look like this font colour

43. Bananas aren't in bold

44. I've written bananas so many times it's beginning to lose all meaning

45. Bananas have no impact on the price of the stock market

46. A yahoo search on bananas will give you nothing important

47. Bananas are insignificant

48. They grow on weird trees

49. Now i'm just making up random junk.

50. Bananas, if they could, would like country music.

51. There's 51 points even though there was only meant to be 50