Assessment of countries of the world and their allignment with bananas

England: The English hate banana's. They rather their coop of tee und ay game of goolf eny daye.

Ireland: Never ones to miss out on the fun, Ireland hates bananas as much as the next country.

Next country: Iceland: Iceland people don't get it. What do you expect, the live in a cuntry full of ice. That's why it's called iceland (der).

Russia: Russia don't really care, but they'll say the opposite to whatever America says because the don't like America. Those damn capitalist bastards...

United States (America): Too busy suing everyone to care. Unless they can sue the banana's. I predict this isn't far off.

New Zealand: New Zealand hate banana's. Infact, New Zealand were the first to hate bananas. No one realised though.

Singapore: Singapore don't give a flying dutchman. A banana here, a business venture there. What's the diff?

Brazil: Brazil love bananas. Anything to make a quick buck.

Columbia: Columbia like banana's too. Because they're yellow. And because they can afford to buy out 40 times the world stock of banana's. Don't ask me where they got that money.

Japan: Japan hate bananas. Except for Super Super Excellent High Powered All Mighty Avenger Neo Neo Banana. For 3 minutes 40 seconds he was their national hero.

China: Panda's don't eat banana's so China don't like them. No Sir.

Uruguay: Banana's can't play soccer so Uruguayeans don't like them. How the hell could the not play soccer?

Canada: Canada canada canada... banana's don't grow in canada and that's a good thing. Canadians don't like bananas. Except the Quebecans. They love em. What can I say?

Argentina: Argentina don't cry over bananas, if that's what you mean.

Indonesia: They can't sell anything to banana's so they're the national enemy. Several times a day students protest this and many of them die.

Mongolia: Mongolians don't know what a banana is. They only like horses.

Germany: 50 years ago Germany loves bananas. Now they like beer. No wonder Germany is going so well.

France: France like all banana's they don't come from England or America. Not good.

Italy: Italy doesn't like banana's. They don't go well on pizza, you know? And they don't look good in suits.

New Zealand: Because new zealand came up with the idea of hating bananas 20 years ago I have to give them credit again. Well done chaps. Try not to get assimilated by Australia any time soon.

Antartica: There's no one living there except penguins and seals and whales and scientists.

Sierra Leone: They're in the middle of a civil war. And they're poor.

South Africa: I don't know. They like tennis over there. Tennis!

India: India don't like banana's because their god is an elephant and on tv elephants slip on banana peels.

With this knowledge choose your holiday destinations carefully.