Anti Banana Now


Banana trips Coyote, Daffy Duck

In ground breaking news today video evidence has been found of popular cartoon stars being thwarted by bananas in their attempts to inflict violence. In a stunning show of unoriginality by the bananas the strategy was the same every time. It is unknown if this indicates a new, conservative type of thinking among the bananas but security experts believe it does.

"It's difficult to try and explain how the same old trick works over and over again" one sceptical 6 year old said "but I think road runner is nice and it's funny when coyote gets hurt so it's ok". Sympathy for the bananas in the general population is at an all time high, especially since the Anti Banana Society was convicted smuggling homeless children out of Eastern Europe and funnelling the profits to communist Nazis intent on restoring Imperial Byzantine.

The Anti Banana Society has announced it will begin an 'awareness campaign' targeted at victims of heavy handed banana abuse. "We will distribute T-Shirts, Water Bottles and Bumper stickers". "MY OTHER FRUIT IS A CARROT" bumper stickers are available from the Anti Banana Society store. They are both clever and funny, since carrots are humorous and not fruits at all but derivative vegetables.


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