What the Anti-Banana Society does

The story of how the banana became the enemy.

In the begining there was but the Human, and the fox and the apple and the orange and the grape and the pear and the blueberry and the avacado and the beet and the watermellon and the MITSUBISHI EVOLUTION VI and the cherry and the apricot and the plum and the pineapple and the lemon. But the God said "let there be the banana" and the banana was, and all was well.

The God looked down and he said "this is good" and the human agreed, and so did the apple and the orange and the grape and the pear and the blueberry and the avacado and the beet and the watermellon and the MITSUBISH EVOLUTION VI and the gerkin and the banana. But time went on and the dinosaurs died and the God said "The dinosaurs have died, I will demand a tribute" and so the MITSUBISH EVOLUTION VI was tributed to the God, and all was well.

But then the God said "Oh no, i have removeth the MITSUBISH EVOLUTION VI from the Earth, thus I shall inflict upon the earth the US economy" and so it was done. For many moons the US economy flourished but one day the NAQDAQ it did plumet and the Human and the apple and the orange were sad becauase their shares in the sinful internet companies who did maketh lots of money for doing nothing except eating pizza and donuts and playing quake and half life and red alert and tetris and final fantasy and dungeons & dragons and monopoly were worth nothing.

The banana did sayeth to the Human and the fox and the apple and the orange and the grape "Why has thy US economy been created? It is of danger to us. We must destroy it". And the human did say "Heretic, banana, thoust shall not buy MITSUBISHI EVOLUTION VI's at the expense of costing the US consumer $1.92 a month more in electricity taxes!". And thus the was against the bananas did starts and the banana's from attempting to destroy the US economy, did make enemies with all of creation, and did start acts of terrorism and hostage and mass plots of world domination and theft of MITSUBISHI EVOLUTION V's and MITSUBISHI EVOLUTION VI's and the society of anti banana's was thus created. And it is revealed that one day the banana shall destroyeth thy Earth and the society of anti bananas and thy economies of the US and thus shall be reborn and earth without banana's.