What the Anti Banana Society is

What is the Anti-Banana Society

I'm glad you asked that. How are we meant to get your loyal support if you don't know who we are and what we stand for. In simple term, the Anti-Banana Society is an organization created by the United Nation to protect the world from the evil ones. See the below press release for specific information:

Friday, 13th November 1998

The United Nations today officially created what will be

know as the "Anti-Banana Society" (Here after ABS).  The

Anti-Banana Society has been designated above marshal law, and will

hereby protect the world from all 'enemies' as described in International

by-law 18 subsection 22, paragraph 3b line 3 - "Bananas".

So, now you know who we are, why not learn more about us, what we do, and how you can help. After all, it is your planet we're saving here.