Anti Banana Now


 

General Information
What is the Anti Banana Society?
What exactly do you do?
Who is in this 'society'?
Is it legal?
Can I become a member?
Anti-Banana History
50 reasons bananas are crap
A poem about bananas
Anti-Banana Jokes
Anti-Banana FAQ

Other Information
Information about banana hunters
Anti-Banana Comic

What to do if you see a banana Good Countries
How to handle banana lovers
Information about bananas
Free Anti Banana Essay
Fan Mail
Banana Militia Leaders
Activities to woo kids over

News
Banana Trips Coyote
ABS found guilty of Anti Competitive practises.
Geoff Number 1, Patron Saint
Older News 

Links
Anti-Banana Guestbook
Anti-Banana BBS
Anti Banana Purity Test
Interactive Story


No more bananas

The Anti-Banana Society (ABS) is a subdivision of the United Nations, designed to 'purify' the world of all Bananas. It combines all the world's resources, outstanding technological superiority, and military force to rid the world of what has become a very serious threat to the survival and freedom of humanity.

We invite you to take a look at what was previously hidden, to cast off the shakles of the banana-sympathetic populous that controls the hearts and mind of the good peoples of Earth.

We would like you to learn more about the ABS. 
 

Updates:

Banana trips Coyote, Daffy Duck.

Anti Banana Society found guilty of Anti Competitive Practises.

Story of how the banana became the enemy.

Banana militia leaders announced.

Activities to woo kids over

 
 


Last updated on 30 March 2007.
A note on spelling.